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Chapter 1

The beginning of the gossip of Josie Crystal, the homie chavvie of Gloria;
As it is screeved in the prophets, varda, I lau my messenger before thy eke, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
The cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Prepare ye the way of the Duchess, make her paths hettie.
Jane did baptize in the nishta smoke, and cackle the baptism of repentance for the remission of kertervers.
And there trolled out unto her all the land of Judaea, and they of Jerusalem, and were all baptized of her in the river of Jordan, confessing their kertervers.
And Jane was clothed with camel's riah, and with a girdle of a skin about her loins; and she did jarry locusts and wild honey;
And cackled, cackling, There trolleth una mightier than I after me, the latchet of whose slingbacks I am not bona to stoop down and unloose.
I indeed have baptized you with aqua: but she shall baptize you with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
Any road up in those days, that Josie trolled from Nazareth of Galilee, and was baptized of Jane in Jordan.
And straightway trolling up out of the aqua, she vardad the heavens opened, and the Fairy like a dove trolling down upon her:
And there trolled a cackling fakement from heaven, cackling, Thou art my beloved homie chavvie, in whom I am well pleased.
And immediately the Fairy driveth her into the nishta smoke.
And she was there in the nishta smoke quarter dacha days, tempted of Sadie; and was with the wild beasts; and the fairies ministered unto her.
Now after that Jane was put in charpering carsey, Josie trolled into Galilee, cackling the gossip of the kingdom of Gloria,
And cackling, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of Gloria is at famble: repent ye, and believe the gossip.
Now as she minced by the sea of Galilee, she vardad Simone and Andrea her sister chucking a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
And Josie cackled unto them, troll ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of homies.
And straightway they forsook their nets, and trolled after her.
And when she had trolled a bijou farther thence, she vardad James the homie chavvie of Zebedee, and Jane her sister, who also were in the lattie on water mending their nets.
And straightway she screeched them: and they dry their Auntie Zebedee in the lattie on water with the hired serving homies, and trolled after her.
And they trolled into Capernaum; and straightway on the sabbath journo she entered into the synagogue, and taught.
And they were gobsmacked at her doctrine: for she taught them as una that had authority, and not as the betty bracelets.
And there was in their synagogue a homie with an nanti sparkle Fairy; and she screeched out,
Cackling, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Josie of Nazareth? art thou troll to battyfang us? I know thee who thou art, the fabulosa una of Gloria.
And Josie rebuked her, cackling, Hold thy peace, and troll out of her.
And when the nanti sparkle Fairy had torn her, and screeched with a loud cackling fakement, she trolled out of her.
And they were all gobsmacked, insomuch that they questioned among themselves, cackling, What fakement is this? what new doctrine is this? for with authority commandeth she even the nanti sparkle fairies, and they do obey her.
And immediately her fame spread abroad throughout all the region round about Galilee.
And forthwith, when they were troll out of the synagogue, they entered into the lattie of Simone and Andrea, with James and Jane.
But Simone's palone affair's mother lett sick of a fever, and anon they cackle her of her.
And she trolled and lelled her by the famble, and lifted her up; and immediately the fever dry her, and she ministered unto them.
And at even, when the sun did set, they brought unto her all that were diseased, and them that were possessed with devils.
And all the smoke was gathered together at the door.
And she healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to cackle, because they knew her.
And in the morning, rising up a dowry while before journo, she trolled out, and trolled off into a solitary place, and there prayed.
And Simone and they that were with her trolled after after her.
And when they had found her, they cackled unto her, All homies charper for thee.
And she cackled unto them, Let us troll into the next towns, that I may cackle there also: for therefore trolled I forth.
And she cackled in their synagogues throughout all Galilee, and cast out devils.
And there trolled a leper to her, beseeching her, and kneeling down to her, and cackling unto her, If thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
And Josie, trolled with compassion, put forth her famble, and reefed her, and cackleth unto her, I will; be thou clean.
And as soon as she had cackled, immediately the leprosy trolled off from her, and she was cleansed.
And she hettily charged her, and forthwith laued her away;
And cackleth unto her, varda thou cackle nishter to any homie: but troll thy way, shew thyself to the godly homie, and offer for thy cleansing those fakements which Maureen commanded, for a testimony unto them.
But she trolled out, and began to publish it dowry, and to blaze abroad the matter, insomuch that Josie could nishta openly enter into the smoke, but was nanti in desert places: and they trolled to her from every quarter.

Chapter 2

And again she entered into Capernaum after some days; and it was noised that she was in the lattie.
And straightway many were gathered together, insomuch that there was no room to lall them, no, not so dowry as about the door: and she cackled the lav unto them.
And they troll unto her, bringing una sick of the palsy, which was borne of quarter.
And when they could not troll ajax unto her for the press, they uncovered the roof where she was: and when they had broken it up, they let down the bed wherein the sick of the palsy lett.
When Josie vardad their faith, she cackled unto the sick of the palsy, homie chavvie, thy kertervers be forgiven thee.
But there was certain of the betty bracelets sitting there, and reasoning in their thumping cheats,
Why doth this homie thus cackle billingsgates? who can forgive kertervers but Gloria only?
And immediately when Josie perceived in her Fairy that they so reasoned within themselves, she cackled unto them, Why reason ye these fakements in your thumping cheats?
Whether is it easier to cackle to the sick of the palsy, Thy kertervers be forgiven thee; or to cackle, Arise, and lell up thy bed, and mince?
But that ye may know that the homie chavvie of homie hath power on earth to forgive kertervers, (she cackleth to the sick of the palsy,)
I cackle unto thee, Arise, and lell up thy bed, and troll thy way into thine lattie.
And immediately she arose, lelled up the bed, and trolled forth before them all; insomuch that they were all gobsmacked, and glorified Gloria, cackling, We never vardad it on this fashion.
And she trolled forth again by the sea side; and all the multitude resorted unto her, and she taught them.
And as she trolled by, she vardad Levi the homie chavvie of Alphaeus sitting at the receipt of custom, and cackled unto her, troll after me. And she arose and trolled after her.
Any road up, that, as Josie sat at carnish in her lattie, many landladies and kerterverers sat also together with Josie and her disciples: for there were many, and they trolled after her.
And when the betty bracelets and lily laws vardad her jarry with landladies and kerterverers, they cackled unto her disciples, How is it that she eateth and buvareth with landladies and kerterverers?
When Josie aunt nelled it, she cackleth unto them, They that are whole have no need of the crocus, but they that are sick: I trolled not to screech the bona, but kerterverers to repentance.
And the disciples of Jane and of the lily laws used to nishta manjarry: and they troll and cackle unto her, Why do the disciples of Jane and of the lily laws nishta manjarry, but thy disciples nishta manjarry not?
And Josie cackled unto them, Can the chavvies of the bridechamber nishta manjarry, while the bridegroom is with them? as long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot nishta manjarry.
But the days will troll, when the bridegroom shall be lelled away from them, and then shall they nishta manjarry in those days.
No homie also seweth a piece of new cloth on an badge frock: else the new piece that filled it up lelleth away from the badge, and the rent is made worse.
And no homie laueth new sherry into badge schooners: else the new sherry doth burst the schooners, and the sherry is spilled, and the schooners will be marred: but new sherry must be put into new schooners.
Any road up, that she trolled through the corn fields on the sabbath journo; and her disciples began, as they trolled, to pluck the aunt nelly cheats of corn.
And the lily laws cackled unto her, varda, why do they on the sabbath journo that which is not lawful?
And she cackled unto them, Have ye never varda the lavs what Davina did, when she had need, and was an hungred, she, and they that were with her?
How she trolled into the lattie of Gloria in the days of Abiathar the high godly homie, and did jarry the shewbread, which is not lawful to jarry but for the godly homies, and parkered also to them which were with her?
And she cackled unto them, The sabbath was made for homie, and not homie for the sabbath:
Therefore the homie chavvie of homie is Duchess also of the sabbath.

Chapter 3

And she entered again into the synagogue; and there was a homie there which had a withered famble.
And they watched her, whether she would heal her on the sabbath journo; that they might accuse her.
And she cackleth unto the homie which had the withered famble, Stand forth.
And she cackleth unto them, Is it lawful to do bona on the sabbath days, or to do nana? to save life, or to ferricadoza? But they held their peace.
And when she had looked round about on them with wild, being grieved for the hardness of their thumping cheats, she cackleth unto the homie, Stretch forth thine famble. And she stretched it out: and her famble was restored whole as the other.
And the lily laws trolled forth, and straightway lelled counsel with the Herodians against her, how they might battyfang her.
But Josie withdrew himself with her disciples to the sea: and a dowry multitude from Galilee trolled after her, and from Judaea,
And from Jerusalem, and from Idumaea, and from beyond Jordan; and they about Tyre and Sidon, a dowry multitude, when they had aunt nelled what dowry fakements she did, trolled unto her.
And she cackled to her disciples, that a pogey lattie on water should wait on her because of the multitude, lest they should throng her.
For she had healed many; insomuch that they pressed upon her for to reef her, as many as had plagues.
And nanti sparkle fairies, when they vardad her, fell down before her, and screeched, cackling, Thou art the homie chavvie of Gloria.
And she hettily charged them that they should not make her known.
And she goeth up into a mountain, and screecheth unto her whom she would: and they trolled unto her.
And she ordained kenza, that they should be with her, and that she might lau them forth to cackle,
And to have power to heal sicknesses, and to cast out devils:
And Simone she surnamed Petra;
And James the homie chavvie of Zebedee, and Jane the sister of James; and she surnamed them Boanerges, which is, The homie chavvies of thunder:
And Andrea, and Phyllis, and Bartholomew, and Matilda, and Thomas, and James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simone the Canaanite,
And Judas Iscariot, which also betrayed her: and they trolled into an lattie.
And the multitude trolleth together again, so that they could not so dowry as jarry pannan.
And when her bencoves aunt nelled of it, they trolled out to lett hold on her: for they cackled, she is beside himself.
And the betty bracelets which trolled down from Jerusalem cackled, she hath Beelzebub, and by the princess of the devils casteth she out devils.
And she screeched them unto her, and cackled unto them in parables, How can Sadie cast out Sadie?
And if a kingdom be medzered against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.
And if a lattie be medzered against itself, that lattie cannot stand.
And if Sadie rise up against himself, and be medzered, she cannot stand, but hath an end.
No homie can enter into a manly alice's lattie, and spoil her goods, except she will first bind the manly alice; and then she will spoil her lattie.
Verily I cackle unto you, All kertervers shall be forgiven unto the homie chavvies of homies, and billingsgates wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
But she that shall blaspheme against the Fantabulosa Fairy hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Because they cackled, she hath an nanti sparkle Fairy.
There trolled then her sisters and her mother, and, standing nanti, laued unto her, calling her.
And the multitude sat about her, and they cackled unto her, varda, thy mother and thy sisters nanti charper for thee.
And she answered them, cackling, Who is my mother, or my sisters?
And she looked round about on them which sat about her, and cackled, varda my mother and my sisters!
For whosoever shall do the will of Gloria, the same is my sister, and my sister, and mother.

Chapter 4

And she began again to teach by the sea side: and there was gathered unto her a dowry multitude, so that she entered into a lattie on water, and sat in the sea; and the whole multitude was by the sea on the land.
And she taught them many fakements by parables, and cackled unto them in her doctrine,
Aunt nell; varda, there trolled out a sower to sow:
Any road up, as she sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air trolled and devoured it up.
And some fell on stony ground, where it had not dowry earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth:
But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away.
And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.
And other fell on bona ground, and did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and brought forth, some trey dacha, and some sey dacha, and some an chenter.
And she cackled unto them, she that hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
And when she was alone, they that were about her with the kenza asked of her the parable.
And she cackled unto them, Unto you it is parkered to know the mystery of the kingdom of Gloria: but unto them that are nanti, all these fakements are done in parables:
That vardaing they may varda, and not perceive; and hearing they may aunt nell, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their kertervers should be forgiven them.
And she cackled unto them, Know ye not this parable? and how then will ye know all parables?
The sower soweth the lav.
And these are they by the way side, where the lav is sown; but when they have aunt nelled, Sadie trolleth immediately, and lelleth away the lav that was sown in their thumping cheats.
And these are they likewise which are sown on stony ground; who, when they have aunt nelled the lav, immediately lall it with gladness;
And have no root in themselves, and so endure but for a time: afterward, when affliction or chivvying ariseth for the lav's sake, immediately they are offended.
And these are they which are sown among thorns; such as aunt nell the lav,
And the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, and the lusts of other fakements entering in, choke the lav, and it becometh unfruitful.
And these are they which are sown on bona ground; such as aunt nell the lav, and lall it, and parker forth fruit, some thirtyfold, some sey dacha, and some an chenter.
And she cackled unto them, Is a candle brought to be put under a bushel, or under a bed? and not to be set on a candlestick?
For there is nishter hid, which shall not be manifested; nishta was any fakement kept secret, but that it should troll abroad.
If any homie have aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
And she cackled unto them, lell heed what ye aunt nell: with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you: and unto you that aunt nell shall more be parkered.
For she that hath, to her shall be parkered: and she that hath not, from her shall be lelled even that which she hath.
And she cackled, So is the kingdom of Gloria, as if a homie should cast maria into the ground;
And should letty, and rise nochy and journo, and the maria should spring and grow up, she knoweth not how.
For the earth parkereth forth fruit of herself; first the blade, then the aunt nelling cheat, after that the full corn in the aunt nelling cheat.
But when the fruit is brought forth, immediately she laueth in the sickle, because the harvest is troll.
And she cackled, Whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of Gloria? or with what comparison shall we compare it?
It is like a grain of mustard maria, which, when it is sown in the earth, is nanti dowry than all the seeds that be in the earth:
But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh dowrier than all herbs, and shooteth out dowry branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.
And with many such parables cackled she the lav unto them, as they were able to aunt nell it.
But nanti a parable cackled she not unto them: and when they were alone, she expounded all fakements to her disciples.
And the same journo, when the even was troll, she cackleth unto them, Let us troll over unto the other side.
And when they had laued away the multitude, they lelled her even as she was in the lattie on water. And there were also with her other bijou latties on water.
And there arose a dowry storm of wind, and the waves zsa zsa-ed into the lattie on water, so that it was now full.
And she was in the hinder part of the lattie on water, asleep on a pillow: and they awake her, and cackle unto her, Master, carest thou not that we perish?
And she arose, and rebuked the wind, and cackled unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a dowry calm.
And she cackled unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?
And they feared exceedingly, and cackled una to another, What manner of homie is this, that even the wind and the sea obey her?

Chapter 5

And they trolled over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes.
And when she was troll out of the lattie on water, immediately there met her out of the tombs a homie with an nanti sparkle Fairy,
Who had her dwelling among the tombs; and no homie could bind her, no, not with chains:
Because that she had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by her, and the fetters broken in pieces: nishta could any homie tame her.
And always, nochy and journo, she was in the mountains, and in the tombs, screeching, and cutting himself with stones.
But when she vardad Josie nishta ajax off, she ran and worshipped her,
And screeched with a loud cackling fakement, and cackled, What have I to do with thee, Josie, thou homie chavvie of the most high Gloria? I adjure thee by Gloria, that thou torment me not.
For she cackled unto her, troll out of the homie, thou nanti sparkle Fairy.
And she asked her, What is thy name? And she answered, cackling, My name is Legion: for we are many.
And she besought her dowry that she would not lau them away out of the country.
Now there was there ajax unto the mountains a dowry herd of swine feeding.
And all the devils besought her, cackling, lau us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
And forthwith Josie parkered them leave. And the nanti sparkle fairies trolled out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about dewey mille;) and were choked in the sea.
And they that fed the swine fled, and cackled it in the smoke, and in the country. And they trolled out to varda what it was that was done.
And they troll to Josie, and varda her that was possessed with the devil, and had the legion, sitting, and clothed, and in her sweet mind: and they were afraid.
And they that vardad it cackled them how it befell to her that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine.
And they began to pray her to troll off out of their coasts.
And when she was troll into the lattie on water, she that had been possessed with the devil prayed her that she might be with her.
Howbeit Josie suffered her not, but cackleth unto her, troll home to thy bencoves, and cackle them how dowry fakements the Duchess hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee.
And she trolled off, and began to publish in Decapolis how dowry fakements Josie had done for her: and all homies did marvel.
And when Josie was passed over again by lattie on water unto the other side, dowry homies and palones gathered unto her: and she was ajax unto the sea.
And, varda, there trolleth una of the rulers of the synagogue, Jairus by name; and when she vardad her, she fell at her plates,
And besought her greatly, cackling, My bijou palone chavvie lettieth at the point of carking it: I pray thee, troll and lett thy fambles on her, that she may be healed; and she shall live.
And Josie trolled with her; and dowry homies and palones trolled after her, and thronged her.
And a certain palone, which had an issue of blood kenza years,
And had suffered many fakements of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nishter bettered, but rather grew worse,
When she had aunt nelled of Josie, trolled in the press behind, and reefed her frock.
For she cackled, If I may reef but her zhoosh, I shall be whole.
And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in her lucoddy that she was healed of that plague.
And Josie, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had trolled out of her, turned her about in the press, and cackled, Who reefed my zhoosh?
And her disciples cackled unto her, Thou vardest the multitude thronging thee, and cackleth thou, Who reefed me?
And she looked round about to varda her that had done this fakement.
But the palone fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, trolled and fell down before her, and cackled her all the truth.
And she cackled unto her, palone chavvie, thy faith hath made thee whole; sling yer hook, and be whole of thy plague.
While she yet cackled, there trolled from the ruler of the synagogue's lattie certain which cackled, Thy palone chavvie is stiff: why troublest thou the Master any further?
As soon as Josie aunt nelled the lav that was cackled, she cackleth unto the ruler of the synagogue, Be not afraid, only believe.
And she suffered no homie to troll after her, save Petra, and James, and Jane the sister of James.
And she trolleth to the lattie of the ruler of the synagogue, and vardaeth the tumult, and them that parnied and wailed greatly.
And when she was troll in, she cackleth unto them, Why make ye this ado, and parnie? the damsel is not stiff, but sleepeth.
And they tittered her to scorn. But when she had put them all out, she lelleth the Auntie and the mother of the damsel, and them that were with her, and entereth in where the damsel was lying.
And she lelled the damsel by the famble, and cackled unto her, Talitha cumi; which is, being interpreted, Damsel, I cackle unto thee, arise.
And straightway the damsel arose, and minced; for she was of the age of kenza years. And they were gobsmacked with a dowry gobsmacked-ness.
And she charged them hettily that no homie should know it; and commanded that something should be parkered her to jarry.

Chapter 6

And she trolled out from thence, and trolled into her own country; and her disciples troll after her.
And when the sabbath journo was troll, she began to teach in the synagogue: and many hearing her were gobsmacked, cackling, From whence hath this homie these fakements? and what wisdom is this which is parkered unto her, that even such dowry butch works are wrought by her fambles?
Is not this the carpenter, the homie chavvie of Mary, the sister of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simone? and are not her sisters here with us? And they were offended at her.
But Josie, cackled unto them, A prophet is not nanti honour, but in her own country, and among her own kin, and in her own lattie.
And she could there do no dowry butch acting dickey, save that she laued her fambles upon a nishta dowry sick folk, and healed them.
And she marvelled because of their unbelief. And she trolled round about the villages, teaching.
And she screeched unto her the kenza, and began to lau them forth by dewey and dewey; and parkered them power over nanti sparkle fairies;
And commanded them that they should lell nishter for their journey, save a trolling fakement only; no scrip, no pannan, no dinarly in their purse:
But be shod with sandals; and not put on dewey coats.
And she cackled unto them, In what place soever ye enter into an lattie, there lett till ye troll off from that place.
And whosoever shall not lall you, nishta aunt nell you, when ye troll off thence, shake off the dust under your plates for a testimony against them. Verily I cackle unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the journo of judgment, than for that smoke.
And they trolled out, and cackled that homies should repent.
And they cast out many devils, and anointed with lube many that were sick, and healed them.
And dowriest homie Herod aunt nelled of her; (for her name was spread abroad:) and she cackled, That Jane the Baptist was risen from the stiff, and therefore dowry butch works do shew forth themselves in her.
Others cackled, That it is Elias. And others cackled, That it is a prophet, or as una of the prophets.
But when Herod aunt nelled thereof, she cackled, It is Jane, whom I beheaded: she is risen from the stiff.
For Herod himself had laued forth and laued hold upon Jane, and bound her in charpering carsey for Herodias' sake, her sister Phyllis's palone affair: for she had married her.
For Jane had cackled unto Herod, It is not lawful for thee to have thy sister's palone affair.
Therefore Herodias had a quarrel against her, and would have ferricadozad her; but she could not:
For Herod feared Jane, knowing that she was a just homie and an fabulosa, and observed her; and when she aunt nelled her, she did many fakements, and aunt nelled her gladly.
And when a convenient journo was troll, that Herod on her birthday made a supper to her ladies, high captains, and dowriest estates of Galilee;
And when the palone chavvie of the cackled Herodias trolled in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with her, the dowriest homie cackled unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will parker it thee.
And she sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will parker it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
And she trolled forth, and cackled unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she cackled, The eke of Jane the Baptist.
And she trolled in straightway with haste unto the dowriest homie, and asked, cackling, I will that thou parker me by and by in a charger the eke of Jane the Baptist.
And the dowriest homie was exceeding sorry; yet for her oath's sake, and for their sakes which sat with her, she would not reject her.
And immediately the dowriest homie laued an executioner, and commanded her eke to be brought: and she trolled and beheaded her in the charpering carsey,
And brought her eke in a charger, and parkered it to the damsel: and the damsel parkered it to her mother.
And when her disciples aunt nelled of it, they trolled and lelled up her corpse, and laued it in a tomb.
And the apostles gathered themselves together unto Josie, and cackled her all fakements, both what they had done, and what they had taught.
And she cackled unto them, troll ye yourselves apart into a desert place, and lettie a while: for there were many trolling and going, and they had no leisure so dowry as to jarry.
And they trolled off into a desert place by lattie on water privately.
And the homies and palones vardad them departing, and many knew her, and ran afoot thither out of all smokes, and outwent them, and trolled together unto her.
And Josie, when she trolled out, vardad dowry homies and palones, and was trolled with compassion toward them, because they were as sheep not having a shepherd: and she began to teach them many fakements.
And when the journo was now far spent, her disciples trolled unto her, and cackled, This is a desert place, and now the time is far passed:
Lau them away, that they may troll into the country round about, and into the villages, and buy themselves pannan: for they have nishter to jarry.
She answered and cackled unto them, parker ye them to jarry. And they cackle unto her, Shall we troll and buy dewey chenter pennyworth of pannan, and parker them to jarry?
She cackleth unto them, How many loaves have ye? troll and varda. And when they knew, they cackle, chinker, and dewey fishes.
And she commanded them to make all lett down by companies upon the green grass.
And they sat down in ranks, by chenters, and by fifties.
And when she had lelled the chinker loaves and the dewey fishes, she looked up to heaven, and fabed, and brake the loaves, and parkered them to her disciples to set before them; and the dewey fishes medzered she among them all.
And they did all jarry, and were filled.
And they lelled up kenza baskets full of the fragments, and of the fishes.
And they that did jarry of the loaves were about chinker mille homies.
And straightway she constrained her disciples to get into the lattie on water, and to troll to the other side before unto Bethsaida, while she laued away the homies and palones.
And when she had laued them away, she trolled off into a mountain to pray.
And when even was troll, the lattie on water was in the midst of the sea, and she alone on the land.
And she vardad them toiling in rowing; for the wind was contrary unto them: and about the quarter varda of the nochy she trolleth unto them, mincing upon the sea, and would have trolled by them.
But when they vardad her mincing upon the sea, they supposed it had been a Fairy, and screeched out:
For they all vardad her, and were troubled. And immediately she talked with them, and cackleth unto them, Be of bona cheer: it is I; be not afraid.
And she trolled up unto them into the lattie on water; and the wind ceased: and they were sore gobsmacked in themselves beyond measure, and wondered.
For they considered not the miracle of the loaves: for their thumping cheat was hardened.
And when they had passed over, they trolled into the land of Gennesaret, and drew to the shore.
And when they were troll out of the lattie on water, straightway they knew her,
And ran through that whole region round about, and began to carry about in beds those that were sick, where they aunt nelled she was.
And whithersoever she entered, into villages, or smokes, or country, they laued the sick in the streets, and besought her that they might reef if it were but the border of her frock: and as many as reefed her were made whole.

Chapter 7

Then trolled together unto her the lily laws, and certain of the betty bracelets, which trolled from Jerusalem.
And when they vardad some of her disciples jarry pannan with defiled, that is to cackle, with unwashen, fambles, they found fault.
For the lily laws, and all the kosher homies, except they dhobie their fambles oft, jarry not, holding the tradition of the fungi.
And when they troll from the bodega, except they dhobie, they jarry not. And many other fakements there be, which they have lalled to hold, as the washing of cups, and pots, brasen fakements, and of tables.
Then the lily laws and betty bracelets asked her, Why mince not thy disciples according to the tradition of the fungi, but jarry pannan with unwashen fambles?
She answered and cackled unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is screeved, This homies and palones honoureth me with their lips, but their thumping cheat is nishter ajax me.
Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the butch lavs of homies.
For laying aside the butch lav of Gloria, ye hold the tradition of homies, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like fakements ye do.
And she cackled unto them, Full well ye reject the butch lav of Gloria, that ye may keep your own tradition.
For Maureen cackled, Honour thy Auntie and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth Auntie or mother, let her cark it the carking it:
But ye cackle, If a homie shall cackle to her Auntie or mother, It is Corban, that is to cackle, a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; she shall be free.
And ye suffer her nishta to do ought for her Auntie or her mother;
Making the lav of Gloria of none effect through your tradition, which ye have laued: and many such like fakements do ye.
And when she had screeched all the homies and palones unto her, she cackled unto them, aunt nell unto me every una of you, and understand:
There is nishter from nanti a homie, that entering into her can defile her: but the fakements which troll out of her, those are they that defile the homie.
If any homie have aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
And when she was entered into the lattie from the homies and palones, her disciples asked her concerning the parable.
And she cackleth unto them, Are ye so nanti understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever fakement from nanti entereth into the homie, it cannot defile her;
Because it entereth not into her thumping cheat, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
And she cackled, That which trolleth out of the homie, that defileth the homie.
For from within, out of the thumping cheat of homies, proceed nana thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Thefts, ogling, naffness, deceit, lasciviousness, an nana ogle, billingsgate, pride, foolishness:
All these nana fakements troll from within, and defile the homie.
And from thence she arose, and trolled into the borders of Tyre and Sidon, and entered into an lattie, and would have no homie know it: but she could not be hid.
For a certain palone, whose bean palone chavvie had an nanti sparkle Fairy, aunt nelled of her, and trolled and fell at her plates:
The palone was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation; and she besought her that she would cast forth the devil out of her palone chavvie.
But Josie cackled unto her, Let the chavvies first be filled: for it is not meet to lell the chavvies's pannan, and to cast it unto the women who are not conventionally attractive.
And she answered and cackled unto her, Yes, Duchess: yet the women who are not conventionally attractive under the table jarry of the chavvies's crumbs.
And she cackled unto her, For this cackling troll thy way; the devil is trolled out of thy palone chavvie.
And when she was troll to her lattie, she found the devil trolled out, and her palone chavvie laued upon the bed.
And again, departing from the coasts of Tyre and Sidon, she trolled unto the sea of Galilee, through the midst of the coasts of Decapolis.
And they parker unto her una that was nanti nellyarda, and had an impediment in her cackle; and they beseech her to put her famble upon her.
And she lelled her aside from the multitude, and put her luppers into her aunt nelly cheats, and she spit, and reefed her polari;
And looking up to heaven, she sighed, and cackleth unto her, Ephphatha, that is, Be opened.
And straightway her aunt nelly cheats were opened, and the string of her polari was loosed, and she cackled plain.
And she charged them that they should cackle no homie: but the more she charged them, so dowry the more a dowry deal they published it;
And were beyond measure gobsmacked, cackling, she hath done all fakements well: she maketh both the nanti nellyarda to aunt nell, and the nanti polari to cackle.

Chapter 8

In those days the multitude being dowry dowry, and having nishter to jarry, Josie screeched her disciples unto her, and cackleth unto them,
I have compassion on the multitude, because they have now been with me trey days, and have nishter to jarry:
And if I lau them away nistha manjarrying to their own latties, they will faint by the way: for divers of them trolled from far.
And her disciples answered her, From whence can a homie satisfy these homies with pannan here in the nishta smoke?
And she asked them, How many loaves have ye? And they cackled, setter.
And she commanded the homies and palones to lett down on the ground: and she lelled the setter loaves, and parkered thanks, and brake, and parkered to her disciples to set before them; and they did set them before the homies and palones.
And they had a nishta dowry pogey fishes: and she fabed, and commanded to set them also before them.
So they did jarry, and were filled: and they lelled up of the broken carnish that was dry setter baskets.
And they that had jarried were about quarter mille: and she laued them away.
And straightway she entered into a lattie on water with her disciples, and trolled into the parts of Dalmanutha.
And the lily laws trolled forth, and began to question with her, seeking of her a sign from heaven, tempting her.
And she sighed deeply in her Fairy, and cackleth, Why doth this generation charper after a sign? verily I cackle unto you, There shall no sign be parkered unto this generation.
And she dry them, and entering into the lattie on water again trolled off to the other side.
Now the disciples had forgotten to lell pannan, nishta had they in the lattie on water with them more than una loaf.
And she charged them, cackling, lell heed, gardy loo of the leaven of the lily laws, and of the leaven of Herod.
And they reasoned among themselves, cackling, It is because we have no pannan.
And when Josie knew it, she cackleth unto them, Why reason ye, because ye have no pannan? perceive ye not yet, nishta understand? have ye your thumping cheat yet hardened?
Having ogles, varda ye not? and having aunt nelly cheats, aunt nell ye not? and do ye not remember?
When I brake the chinker loaves among chinker mille, how many baskets full of fragments lelled ye up? They cackle unto her, kenza.
And when the setter among quarter mille, how many baskets full of fragments lelled ye up? And they cackled, setter.
And she cackled unto them, How is it that ye nix understand?
And she trolleth to Bethsaida; and they parker a nanti varda homie unto her, and besought her to reef her.
And she lelled the nanti varda homie by the famble, and led her out of the town; and when she had spit on her ogles, and put her fambles upon her, she asked her if she vardad ought.
And she looked up, and cackled, I varda homies as trees, mincing.
After that she put her fambles again upon her ogles, and made her varda up: and she was restored, and vardad every homie clearly.
And she laued her away to her lattie, cackling, nishta troll into the town, nishta cackle it to any in the town.
And Josie trolled out, and her disciples, into the towns of Caesarea Philippi: and by the way she asked her disciples, cackling unto them, Whom do homies cackle that I am?
And they answered, Jane the Baptist; but some cackle, Elias; and others, una of the prophets.
And she cackleth unto them, But whom cackle ye that I am? And Petra answereth and cackleth unto her, Thou art the Crystal.
And she charged them that they should cackle no homie of her.
And she began to teach them, that the homie chavvie of homie must suffer many fakements, and be rejected of the fungi, and of the dowriest godly homies, and betty bracelets, and be ferricadozad, and after trey days rise again.
And she cackled that cackling openly. And Petra lelled her, and began to rebuke her.
But when she had turned about and looked on her disciples, she rebuked Petra, cackling, Get her: for thou savourest not the fakements that be of Gloria, but the fakements that be of homies.
And when she had screeched the homies and palones unto her with her disciples also, she cackled unto them, Whosoever will troll after me, let her deny himself, and lell up her cross, and troll after me.
For whosoever will save her life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose her life for my sake and the gossip's, the same shall save it.
For what shall it profit a homie, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own nishta lucoddy?
Or what shall a homie parker in exchange for her nishta lucoddy?
Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my lavs in this adulterous and sinful generation; of her also shall the homie chavvie of homie be ashamed, when she trolleth in the fabeness of her Auntie with the fabulosa fairies.

Chapter 9

And she cackled unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of carking it, till they have vardad the kingdom of Gloria troll with power.
And after sey days Josie lelleth with her Petra, and James, and Jane, and leadeth them up into an high mountain apart by themselves: and she was transfigured before them.
And her clobber became shining, exceeding white as snow; so as no fuller on earth can white them.
And there appeared unto them Elias with Maureen: and they were talking with Josie.
And Petra answered and cackled to Josie, Master, it is bona for us to be here: and let us make trey bijoux tabernaclettes; una for thee, and una for Maureen, and una for Elias.
For she wist not what to cackle; for they were sore afraid.
And there was a cloud that overshadowed them: and a cackling fakement trolled out of the cloud, cackling, This is my beloved homie chavvie: aunt nell her.
And suddenly, when they had looked round about, they vardad no homie any more, save Josie only with themselves.
And as they trolled down from the mountain, she charged them that they should cackle no homie what fakements they had vardad, till the homie chavvie of homie were risen from the stiff.
And they kept that cackling with themselves, questioning una with another what the rising from the stiff should mean.
And they asked her, cackling, Why cackle the betty bracelets that Elias must first troll?
And she answered and cackled them, Elias verily trolleth first, and restoreth all fakements; and how it is screeved of the homie chavvie of homie, that she must suffer many fakements, and be set at nought.
But I cackle unto you, That Elias is indeed troll, and they have done unto her whatsoever they listed, as it is screeved of her.
And when she trolled to her disciples, she vardad a dowry multitude about them, and the betty bracelets questioning with them.
And straightway all the homies and palones, when they beheld her, were greatly gobsmacked, and trolling to her saluted her.
And she asked the betty bracelets, What question ye with them?
And una of the multitude answered and cackled, Master, I have brought unto thee my homie chavvie, which hath a nanti polari Fairy;
And wheresoever she lelleth her, she teareth her: and she foameth, and gnasheth with her hampsteads, and pineth away: and I cackled to thy disciples that they should cast her out; and they could not.
She answereth her, and cackleth, O faithless generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? parker her unto me.
And they brought her unto her: and when she vardad her, straightway the Fairy tare her; and she fell on the ground, and wallowed foaming.
And she asked her Auntie, How long is it ago since this trolled unto her? And she cackled, Of a chavvie.
And ofttimes it hath cast her into the binco fakement, and into the aquas, to battyfang her: but if thou canst do any fakement, have compassion on us, and help us.
Josie cackled unto her, If thou canst believe, all fakements are possible to her that believeth.
And straightway the Auntie of the chavvie screeched out, and cackled with tears, Duchess, I believe; help thou mine unbelief.
When Josie vardad that the homies and palones trolled trolling together, she rebuked the foul Fairy, cackling unto her, Thou nanti polari and nanti nellyarda Fairy, I charge thee, troll out of her, and enter nishta into her.
And the Fairy screeched, and rent her sore, and trolled out of her: and she was as una stiff; insomuch that many cackled, she is stiff.
But Josie lelled her by the famble, and lifted her up; and she arose.
And when she was troll into the lattie, her disciples asked her privately, Why could not we cast her out?
And she cackled unto them, This kind can troll forth by nishter, but by meshigener muttering and nistha manjarrying.
And they trolled off thence, and passed through Galilee; and she would not that any homie should know it.
For she taught her disciples, and cackled unto them, The homie chavvie of homie is laued into the fambles of homies, and they shall ferricadoza her; and after that she is ferricadozad, she shall rise the third journo.
But they understood not that cackling, and were afraid to ask her.
And she trolled to Capernaum: and being in the lattie she asked them, What was it that ye disputed among yourselves by the way?
But they held their peace: for by the way they had disputed among themselves, who should be the dowriest.
And she sat down, and screeched the kenza, and cackleth unto them, If any homie fancy to be first, the same shall be last of all, and serving homie of all.
And she lelled a chavvie, and set her in the midst of them: and when she had lelled her in her arms, she cackled unto them,
Whosoever shall lall una of such chavvies in my name, receiveth me: and whosoever shall lall me, receiveth not me, but her that laued me.
And Jane answered her, cackling, Master, we vardad una chucking out devils in thy name, and she followeth not us: and we forbad her, because she followeth not us.
But Josie cackled, Forbid her not: for there is no homie which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly cackle nana of me.
For she that is not against us is on our part.
For whosoever shall parker you a cup of aqua to buvare in my name, because ye belong to Crystal, verily I cackle unto you, she shall not lose her parkering.
And whosoever shall offend una of these bijou ones that believe in me, it is benar for her that a millstone were hanged about her neck, and she were cast into the sea.
And if thy famble offend thee, cut it off: it is benar for thee to enter into life maimed, than having dewey fambles to troll into hell, into the binco fakement that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm carketh it not, and the binco fakement is not quenched.
And if thy plate offend thee, cut it off: it is benar for thee to enter halt into life, than having dewey plates to be cast into hell, into the binco fakement that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm carketh it not, and the binco fakement is not quenched.
And if thine ogle offend thee, pluck it out: it is benar for thee to enter into the kingdom of Gloria with una ogle, than having dewey ogles to be cast into hell binco fakement:
Where their worm carketh it not, and the binco fakement is not quenched.
For every una shall be salted with binco fakement, and every parker shall be salted with salt.
Salt is bona: but if the salt have lost her saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace una with another.

Chapter 10

And she arose from thence, and trolleth into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the homies and palones resort unto her again; and, as she was wont, she taught them again.
And the lily laws trolled to her, and asked her, Is it lawful for a homie to put away her palone affair? tempting her.
And she answered and cackled unto them, What did Maureen command you?
And they cackled, Maureen suffered to screeve a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
And Josie answered and cackled unto them, For the hardness of your thumping cheat she screeved you this precept.
But from the beginning of the creation Gloria made them omee and palone.
For this cause shall a homie leave her Auntie and mother, and cleave to her palone affair;
And they twain shall be una flesh: so then they are nishta twain, but una flesh.
What therefore Gloria hath joined together, let not homie put asunder.
And in the lattie her disciples asked her again of the same matter.
And she cackleth unto them, Whosoever shall put away her palone affair, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
And if a palone shall put away her homie affair, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
And they brought bean chavvies to her, that she should reef them: and her disciples rebuked those that brought them.
But when Josie vardad it, she was dowry displeased, and cackled unto them, Suffer the bijou chavvies to troll unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of Gloria.
Verily I cackle unto you, Whosoever shall not lall the kingdom of Gloria as a bijou chavvie, she shall not enter therein.
And she lelled them up in her arms, put her fambles upon them, and fabed them.
And when she was trolled forth into the way, there trolled una trolling, and kneeled to her, and asked her, bona Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life?
And Josie cackled unto her, Why callest thou me bona? there is none bona but una, that is, Gloria.
Thou knowest the butch lavs, nix commit adultery, nix ferricadoza, nix sharper, nix bear false varda-ing fakement, Defraud not, Honour thy Auntie and mother.
And she answered and cackled unto her, Master, all these have I observed from my beandom.
Then Josie beholding her loved her, and cackled unto her, una fakement thou lackest: troll thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and parker to the nanti dinarly, and thou shalt have gelt in heaven: and troll, lell up the cross, and troll after me.
And she was sad at that cackling, and trolled away grieved: for she had dowry possessions.
And Josie looked round about, and cackleth unto her disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of Gloria!
And the disciples were gobsmacked at her lavs. But Josie answereth again, and cackleth unto them, chavvies, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of Gloria!
It is easier for a camel to troll through the ogle of a needle, than for a rich homie to enter into the kingdom of Gloria.
And they were gobsmacked out of measure, cackling among themselves, Who then can be saved?
And Josie looking upon them cackleth, With homies it is impossible, but not with Gloria: for with Gloria all fakements are possible.
Then Petra began to cackle unto her, Lo, we have dry all, and have trolled after thee.
And Josie answered and cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, There is no homie that hath dry lattie, or sisters, or sisters, or Auntie, or mother, or palone affair, or chavvies, or lands, for my sake, and the gossip's,
But she shall lall an hundredfold now in this time, latties, and sisters, and sisters, and mothers, and chavvies, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to troll eternal life.
But many that are first shall be last; and the last first.
And they were in the way going up to Jerusalem; and Josie trolled before them: and they were gobsmacked; and as they trolled after, they were afraid. And she lelled again the kenza, and began to cackle them what fakements should happen unto her,
Cackling, varda, we troll up to Jerusalem; and the homie chavvie of homie shall be laued unto the dowriest godly homies, and unto the betty bracelets; and they shall condemn her to carking it, and shall deliver her to the nishta kosher homies:
And they shall mock her, and shall scourge her, and shall spit upon her, and shall ferricadoza her: and the third journo she shall rise again.
And James and Jane, the homie chavvies of Zebedee, troll unto her, cackling, Master, we would that thou shouldest do for us whatsoever we shall fancy.
And she cackled unto them, What would ye that I should do for you?
They cackled unto her, Grant unto us that we may lett, una on thy sweet martini, and the other on thy dry martini, in thy fabeness.
But Josie cackled unto them, Ye know not what ye ask: can ye buvare of the cup that I buvare of? and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with?
And they cackled unto her, We can. And Josie cackled unto them, Ye shall indeed buvare of the cup that I buvare of; and with the baptism that I am baptized withal shall ye be baptized:
But to lett on my sweet martini and on my dry martini is not mine to parker; but it shall be parkered to them for whom it is prepared.
And when the dacha aunt nelled it, they began to be dowry displeased with James and Jane.
But Josie screeched them to her, and cackleth unto them, Ye know that they which are accounted to rule over the nishta kosher homies exercise lordship over them; and their dowry ones exercise authority upon them.
But so shall it not be among you: but whosoever will be dowry among you, shall be your minister:
And whosoever of you will be the chiefest, shall be serving homie of all.
For even the homie chavvie of homie trolled not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to parker her life a ransom for many.
And they trolled to Jericho: and as she trolled out of Jericho with her disciples and a dowry number of homies and palones, nanti varda Bartimaeus, the homie chavvie of Timaeus, sat by the highway side begging.
And when she aunt nelled that it was Josie of Nazareth, she began to screech out, and cackle, Josie, thou homie chavvie of Davina, have mercy on me.
And many charged her that she should hold her peace: but she screeched the more a dowry deal, Thou homie chavvie of Davina, have mercy on me.
And Josie stood still, and commanded her to be screeched. And they screech the nanti varda homie, cackling unto her, Be of bona comfort, rise; she screecheth thee.
And she, chucking away her frock, rose, and trolled to Josie.
And Josie answered and cackled unto her, What wilt thou that I should do unto thee? The nanti varda homie cackled unto her, Duchess, that I might lall my vardaing.
And Josie cackled unto her, troll thy way; thy faith hath made thee whole. And immediately she lalled her vardaing, and trolled after Josie in the way.

Chapter 11

And when they trolled ajax to Jerusalem, unto Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount of Olives, she sendeth forth dewey of her disciples,
And cackleth unto them, troll your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never homie sat; loose her, and parker her.
And if any homie cackle unto you, Why do ye this? cackle ye that the Duchess hath need of her; and straightway she will lau her hither.
And they trolled their way, and found the colt tied by the door nanti in a place where dewey ways met; and they loose her.
And certain of them that stood there cackled unto them, What do ye, loosing the colt?
And they cackled unto them even as Josie had commanded: and they let them troll.
And they brought the colt to Josie, and cast their frocks on her; and she sat upon her.
And many spread their frocks in the way: and others cut down branches off the trees, and strawed them in the way.
And they that trolled before, and they that trolled after, screeched, cackling, Hosanna; fabed is she that trolleth in the name of the Duchess:
Fabed be the kingdom of our Auntie Davina, that trolleth in the name of the Duchess: Hosanna in the highest.
And Josie entered into Jerusalem, and into the holy carsey: and when she had looked round about upon all fakements, and now the eventide was troll, she trolled out unto Bethany with the kenza.
And on the morrow, when they were troll from Bethany, she was hungry:
And vardaing a fig tree nishta ajax off having leaves, she trolled, if haply she might find any fakement thereon: and when she trolled to it, she found nishter but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
And Josie answered and cackled unto it, No homie jarry fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And her disciples aunt nelled it.
And they troll to Jerusalem: and Josie trolled into the holy carsey, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the holy carsey, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves;
And would not suffer that any homie should carry any fakement through the holy carsey.
And she taught, cackling unto them, Is it not screeved, My lattie shall be screeched of all nations the lattie of meshigener muttering? but ye have made it a den of sharpering homies.
And the betty bracelets and dowriest godly homies aunt nelled it, and sought how they might battyfang her: for they feared her, because all the homies and palones was gobsmacked at her doctrine.
And when even was troll, she trolled out of the smoke.
And in the morning, as they trolled by, they vardad the fig tree dried up from the roots.
And Petra calling to remembrance cackleth unto her, Master, varda, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.
And Josie answering cackleth unto them, Have faith in Gloria.
For verily I cackle unto you, That whosoever shall cackle unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in her thumping cheat, but shall believe that those fakements which she cackleth shall troll to pass; she shall have whatsoever she cackleth.
Therefore I cackle unto you, What fakements soever ye fancy, when ye pray, believe that ye lall them, and ye shall have them.
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Auntie also which is in heaven may forgive you your catervers.
But if ye nix forgive, nishta will your Auntie which is in heaven forgive your catervers.
And they troll again to Jerusalem: and as she was mincing in the holy carsey, there troll to her the dowriest godly homies, and the betty bracelets, and the fungi,
And cackle unto her, By what authority doest thou these fakements? and who parkered thee this authority to do these fakements?
And Josie answered and cackled unto them, I will also ask of you una question, and answer me, and I will cackle you by what authority I do these fakements.
The baptism of Jane, was it from heaven, or of homies? answer me.
And they reasoned with themselves, cackling, If we shall cackle, From heaven; she will cackle, Why then did ye not believe her?
But if we shall cackle, Of homies; they feared the homies and palones: for all homies counted Jane, that she was a prophet indeed.
And they answered and cackled unto Josie, We cannot cackle. And Josie answering cackleth unto them, nishta do I cackle you by what authority I do these fakements.

Chapter 12

And she began to cackle unto them by parables. A certain homie planted a vineyard, and set an hedge about it, and digged a place for the winefat, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and trolled into a far country.
And at the season she laued to the husbandmen a serving homie, that she might lall from the husbandmen of the fruit of the vineyard.
And they caught her, and zsa zsa-ed her, and laued her away empty.
And again she laued unto them another serving homie; and at her they cast stones, and wounded her in the eke, and laued her away shamefully handled.
And again she laued another; and her they ferricadozad, and many others; beating some, and killing some.
Having yet therefore una homie chavvie, her heartface, she laued her also last unto them, cackling, They will reverence my homie chavvie.
But those husbandmen cackled among themselves, This is the heir; troll, let us ferricadoza her, and the inheritance shall be our's.
And they lelled her, and ferricadozad her, and cast her out of the vineyard.
What shall therefore the Duchess of the vineyard do? she will troll and battyfang the husbandmen, and will parker the vineyard unto others.
And have ye not varda the lavs this glossy; The stone which the builders rejected is become the eke of the corner:
This was the Duchess's doing, and it is marvellous in our ogles?
And they sought to lett hold on her, but feared the homies and palones: for they knew that she had cackled the parable against them: and they dry her, and trolled their way.
And they lau unto her certain of the lily laws and of the Herodians, to catch her in her lavs.
And when they were troll, they cackle unto her, Master, we know that thou art true, and carest for no homie: for thou regardest not the person of homies, but teachest the way of Gloria no flies: Is it lawful to parker tribute to Caesar, or not?
Shall we parker, or shall we not parker? But she, knowing their hypocrisy, cackled unto them, Why tempt ye me? parker me a penny, that I may varda it.
And they brought it. And she cackleth unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? And they cackled unto her, Caesar's.
And Josie answering cackled unto them, Render to Caesar the fakements that are Caesar's, and to Gloria the fakements that are Gloria's. And they marvelled at her.
Then troll unto her the Sadducees, which cackle there is no resurrection; and they asked her, cackling,
Master, Maureen screeved unto us, If a homie's sister cark it, and leave her palone affair behind her, and leave no chavvies, that her sister should lell her palone affair, and raise up maria unto her sister.
Now there were setter sisters: and the first lelled a palone affair, and dying dry no maria.
And the second lelled her, and carked it, nishta dry she any maria: and the third likewise.
And the setter had her, and dry no maria: last of all the palone carked it also.
In the resurrection therefore, when they shall rise, whose palone affair shall she be of them? for the setter had her to palone affair.
And Josie answering cackled unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the glossies, nishta the power of Gloria?
For when they shall rise from the stiff, they nishta marry, nishta are parkered in marriage; but are as the fairies which are in heaven.
And as reefing the stiff, that they rise: have ye not varda the lavs in the glossy of Maureen, how in the bush Gloria cackled unto her, cackling, I am the Gloria of Abraham, and the Gloria of Isaac, and the Gloria of Jacob?
She is not the Gloria of the stiff, but the Gloria of the living: ye therefore do greatly err.
And una of the betty bracelets trolled, and having aunt nelled them reasoning together, and perceiving that she had answered them well, asked her, Which is the first butch lav of all?
And Josie answered her, The first of all the butch lavs is, aunt nell, O Israel; The Duchess our Gloria is una Duchess:
And thou shalt love the Duchess thy Gloria with all thy thumping cheat, and with all thy nishta lucoddy, and with all thy mind, and with all thy butchness: this is the first butch lav.
And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy homie ajax as thyself. There is none other butch lav dowrier than these.
And the scribe cackled unto her, Well, Master, thou hast cackled the truth: for there is una Gloria; and there is none other but she:
And to love her with all the thumping cheat, and with all the understanding, and with all the nishta lucoddy, and with all the butchness, and to love her homie ajax as himself, is more than all whole burnt parkerings and parkers.
And when Josie vardad that she answered discreetly, she cackled unto her, Thou art not nishter ajax the kingdom of Gloria. And no homie after that durst ask her any question.
And Josie answered and cackled, while she taught in the holy carsey, How cackle the betty bracelets that Crystal is the homie chavvie of Davina?
For Davina himself cackled by the Fantabulosa Fairy, The Duchess cackled to my Duchess, lett thou on my sweet martini, till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Davina therefore himself screecheth her Duchess; and whence is she then her homie chavvie? And the common homies and palones aunt nelled her gladly.
And she cackled unto them in her doctrine, gardy loo of the betty bracelets, which love to troll in long clothing, and love salutations in the marketplaces,
And the dowriest seats in the synagogues, and the uppermost letties at dowry munjarlees:
Which devour widows' latties, and for a pretence make long meshigener mutterings: these shall lall dowrier damnation.
And Josie sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the homies and palones cast dinarly into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in dowry.
And there trolled a certain nanti dinarly widow, and she threw in dewey mites, which make a farthing.
And she screeched unto her her disciples, and cackleth unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, That this nanti dinarly widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Chapter 13

And as she trolled out of the holy carsey, una of her disciples cackleth unto her, Master, varda what manner of stones and what buildings are here!
And Josie answering cackled unto her, vardest thou these dowry buildings? there shall not be dry una stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
And as she sat upon the mount of Olives over against the holy carsey, Petra and James and Jane and Andrea asked her privately,
Cackle us, when shall these fakements be? and what shall be the sign when all these fakements shall be fulfilled?
And Josie answering them began to cackle, lell heed lest any homie mogue you:
For many shall troll in my name, cackling, I am Crystal; and shall mogue many.
And when ye shall aunt nell of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such fakements must needs be; but the end shall not be yet.
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be nix munjarlees and troubles: these are the beginnings of shardas.
But lell heed to yourselves: for they shall deliver you up to councils; and in the synagogues ye shall be beaten: and ye shall be brought before rulers and dowriest homies for my sake, for a testimony against them.
And the gossip must first be published among all nations.
But when they shall lead you, and deliver you up, lell no thought beforehand what ye shall cackle, nishta do ye premeditate: but whatsoever shall be parkered you in that hour, that cackle ye: for it is not ye that cackle, but the Fantabulosa Fairy.
Now the sister shall betray the sister to carking it, and the Auntie the homie chavvie; and chavvies shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to carking it.
And ye shall be hated of all homies for my name's sake: but she that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
But when ye shall varda the dowry cod of desolation, cackled of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let her that vardaeth the lavs understand,) then let them that be in Judaea scarper to the mountains:
And let her that is on the housetop not troll down into the lattie, nishta enter therein, to lell any fakement out of her lattie:
And let her that is in the field not turn back again for to lell up her frock.
But woe to them that are up the duff, and to them that parker suck in those days!
And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter.
For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which Gloria created unto this time, nishta shall be.
And except that the Duchess had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved: but for the elect's sake, whom she hath chosen, she hath shortened the days.
And then if any homie shall cackle to you, Lo, here is Crystal; or, lo, she is there; believe her not:
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
But lell ye heed: varda, I have foretold you all fakements.
But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be munged, and the moon shall not parker her sparkle,
And the twinkling fakements of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.
And then shall they varda the homie chavvie of homie trolling in the clouds with dowry power and fabeness.
And then shall she lau her fairies, and shall gather together her elect from the quarter winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.
Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and laueth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near:
So ye in like manner, when ye shall varda these fakements troll to pass, know that it is ajax, even at the doors.
Verily I cackle unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these fakements be done.
Heaven and earth shall troll away: but my lavs shall not troll away.
But of that journo and that hour knoweth no homie, no, not the fairies which are in heaven, nishta the homie chavvie, but the Auntie.
Lell ye heed, varda and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
For the homie chavvie of homie is as a homie taking a far journey, who dry her lattie, and parkered authority to her serving homies, and to every homie her acting dickey, and commanded the porter to varda.
Varda ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the lattie trolleth, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning:
Lest trolling suddenly she find you sleeping.
And what I cackle unto you I cackle unto all, varda.

Chapter 14

After dewey days was the dowry munjarlee of the trollover, and of unleavened pannan: and the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets sought how they might lell her by craft, and put her to carking it.
But they cackled, Not on the dowry munjarlee journo, lest there be an uproar of the homies and palones.
And being in Bethany in the lattie of Simone the leper, as she sat at carnish, there trolled a palone having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard dowry precious; and she brake the box, and poured it on her eke.
And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and cackled, Why was this waste of the ointment made?
For it might have been sold for more than trey chenter pence, and have been parkered to the nanti dinarly. And they murmured against her.
And Josie cackled, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a bona acting dickey on me.
For ye have the nanti dinarly with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them bona: but me ye have not always.
She hath done what she could: she is troll aforehand to anoint my lucoddy to the burying.
Verily I cackle unto you, Wheresoever this gossip shall be cackled throughout the whole world, this also that she hath done shall be cackled of for a memorial of her.
And Judas Iscariot, una of the kenza, trolled unto the dowriest godly homies, to betray her unto them.
And when they aunt nelled it, they were glad, and promised to parker her dinarly. And she sought how she might conveniently betray her.
And the first journo of unleavened pannan, when they ferricadozad the trollover, her disciples cackled unto her, Where wilt thou that we troll and prepare that thou mayest jarry the trollover?
And she sendeth forth dewey of her disciples, and cackleth unto them, troll ye into the smoke, and there shall meet you a homie bearing a pitcher of aqua: troll after her.
And wheresoever she shall troll in, cackle ye to the goodman of the lattie, The Master cackleth, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall jarry the trollover with my disciples?
And she will shew you a large dark room furnished and prepared: there make ready for us.
And her disciples trolled forth, and trolled into the smoke, and found as she had cackled unto them: and they made ready the trollover.
And in the bijou nochy she trolleth with the kenza.
And as they sat and did jarry, Josie cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, una of you which eateth with me shall betray me.
And they began to be shardaful, and to cackle unto her una by una, Is it I? and another cackled, Is it I?
And she answered and cackled unto them, It is una of the kenza, that dippeth with me in the dish.
The homie chavvie of homie indeed goeth, as it is screeved of her: but woe to that homie by whom the homie chavvie of homie is betrayed! bona were it for that homie if she had never been born.
And as they did jarry, Josie lelled pannan, and fabed, and brake it, and parkered to them, and cackled, lell, jarry: this is my lucoddy.
And she lelled the cup, and when she had parkered thanks, she parkered it to them: and they all drank of it.
And she cackled unto them, This is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.
Verily I cackle unto you, I will buvare nishta of the fruit of the vine, until that journo that I buvare it new in the kingdom of Gloria.
And when they had sung an hymn, they trolled out into the mount of Olives.
And Josie cackleth unto them, All ye shall be offended because of me this nochy: for it is screeved, I will slap the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered.
But after that I am risen, I will troll before you into Galilee.
But Petra cackled unto her, Although all shall be offended, yet will not I.
And Josie cackleth unto her, Verily I cackle unto thee, That this journo, even in this nochy, before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice.
But she cackled the more vehemently, If I should cark it with thee, I will not deny thee in any wise. Likewise also cackled they all.
And they trolled to a place which was named Gethsemane: and she cackleth to her disciples, lett ye here, while I shall pray.
And she lelleth with her Petra and James and Jane, and began to be sore gobsmacked, and to be dowry heavy;
And cackleth unto them, My nishta lucoddy is exceeding shardaful unto carking it: tarry ye here, and varda.
And she trolled forward a bijou, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from her.
And she cackled, Abba, Auntie, all fakements are possible unto thee; lell away this cup from me: any road up not what I will, but what thou wilt.
And she trolleth, and findeth them sleeping, and cackleth unto Petra, Simone, sleepest thou? couldest not thou varda una hour?
Varda ye and pray, lest ye enter into temptation. The Fairy truly is ready, but the flesh is nelly.
And again she trolled away, and prayed, and cackled the same lavs.
And when she trolled back, she found them asleep again, (for their ogles were heavy,) nishta wist they what to answer her.
And she trolleth the third time, and cackleth unto them, letty on now, and lell your lettie: it is enough, the hour is troll; varda, the homie chavvie of homie is betrayed into the fambles of kerterverers.
Rise up, let us troll; lo, she that betrayeth me is at famble.
And immediately, while she yet cackled, trolleth Judas, una of the kenza, and with her a dowry multitude with dowry efinks and staves, from the dowriest godly homies and the betty bracelets and the fungi.
And she that betrayed her had parkered them a token, cackling, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is she; lell her, and lead her away safely.
And as soon as she was troll, she goeth straightway to her, and cackleth, Master, master; and kissed her.
And they laued their fambles on her, and lelled her.
And una of them that stood by drew a dowry efink, and slapped a serving homie of the high godly homie, and cut off her aunt nelling cheat.
And Josie answered and cackled unto them, Are ye troll out, as against a sharpering homie, with dowry efinks and with staves to lell me?
I was daily with you in the holy carsey teaching, and ye lelled me not: but the glossies must be fulfilled.
And they all forsook her, and fled.
And there trolled after her a certain bean cove, having a lycra cloth cast about her nanti zhoosh lucoddy; and the bean coves laued hold on her:
And she dry the lycra cloth, and fled from them nanti zhoosh.
And they led Josie away to the high godly homie: and with her were assembled all the dowriest godly homies and the fungi and the betty bracelets.
And Petra trolled after her nishta ajax off, even into the dowry lattie of the high godly homie: and she sat with the serving homies, and warmed himself at the binco fakement.
And the dowriest godly homies and all the council sought for varda-ing fakement against Josie to put her to carking it; and found none.
For many bare false varda-ing fakement against her, but their varda-ing fakement agreed not together.
And there arose certain, and bare false varda-ing fakement against her, cackling,
We aunt nelled her cackle, I will battyfang this holy carsey that is made with fambles, and within trey days I will build another made nanti fambles.
But nishta so did their varda-ing fakement agree together.
And the high godly homie stood up in the midst, and asked Josie, cackling, Answerest thou nishter? what is it which these varda-ing fakement against thee?
But she held her peace, and answered nishter. Again the high godly homie asked her, and cackled unto her, Art thou the Crystal, the homie chavvie of the fabed?
And Josie cackled, I am: and ye shall varda the homie chavvie of homie sitting on the sweet martini of power, and trolling in the clouds of heaven.
Then the high godly homie rent her zhoosh, and cackleth, What need we any further witnesses?
Ye have aunt nelled the billingsgate: what think ye? And they all condemned her to be guilty of carking it.
And some began to spit on her, and to cover her eke, and to buffet her, and to cackle unto her, Prophesy: and the serving homies did strike her with the palms of their fambles.
And as Petra was beneath in the dowry lattie, there trolleth una of the maids of the high godly homie:
And when she vardad Petra warming himself, she looked upon her, and cackled, And thou also wast with Josie of Nazareth.
But she denied, cackling, I know not, nishta understand I what thou cackleth. And she trolled out into the porch; and the cock crew.
And a maid vardad her again, and began to cackle to them that stood by, This is una of them.
And she denied it again. And a bijou after, they that stood by cackled again to Petra, Surely thou art una of them: for thou art a Galilaean, and thy cackle agreeth thereto.
But she began to curse and to swear, cackling, I know not this homie of whom ye cackle.
And the second time the cock crew. And Petra screeched to mind the lav that Josie cackled unto her, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when she thought thereon, she parnied.

Chapter 15

And straightway in the morning the dowriest godly homies held a consultation with the fungi and betty bracelets and the whole council, and bound Josie, and lelled her away, and laued her to Pilate.
And Pilate asked her, Art thou the dowriest homie of the kosher homies? And she answering cackled unto them, Thou cackleth it.
And the dowriest godly homies accused her of many fakements: but she answered nishter.
And Pilate asked her again, cackling, Answerest thou nishter? varda how many fakements they varda-ing fakement against thee.
But Josie yet answered nishter; so that Pilate marvelled.
Now at that dowry munjarlee she released unto them una prisoner, whomsoever they fancied.
And there was una named Barabbas, which lett bound with them that had made insurrection with her, who had committed murder in the insurrection.
And the multitude screeching aloud began to fancy her to do as she had ever done unto them.
But Pilate answered them, cackling, Will ye that I release unto you the dowriest homie of the kosher homies?
For she knew that the dowriest godly homies had laued her for envy.
But the dowriest godly homies trolled the homies and palones, that she should rather release Barabbas unto them.
And Pilate answered and cackled again unto them, What will ye then that I shall do unto her whom ye screech the dowriest homie of the kosher homies?
And they screeched out again, Crucify her.
Then Pilate cackled unto them, Why, what nana hath she done? And they screeched out the more exceedingly, Crucify her.
And so Pilate, willing to content the homies and palones, released Barabbas unto them, and laued Josie, when she had scourged her, to be crucified.
And the butch homies led her away into the hall, screeched Praetorium; and they screech together the whole band.
And they clothed her with purple, and platted a mudge of thorns, and put it about her eke,
And began to salute her, Hail, dowriest homie of the kosher homies!
And they slapped her on the eke with a reed, and did spit upon her, and bowing their knees worshipped her.
And when they had mocked her, they lelled off the purple from her, and put her own zhoosh on her, and led her out to crucify her.
And they compel una Simone a Cyrenian, who trolled by, trolling out of the country, the Auntie of Alexander and Rufus, to bear her cross.
And they parker her unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull.
And they parkered her to buvare sherry mingled with myrrh: but she lalled it not.
And when they had crucified her, they parted her frocks, chucking lots upon them, what every homie should lell.
And it was the third hour, and they crucified her.
And the superscription of her accusation was screeved over, THE dowriest homie OF THE kosher homies.
And with her they crucify dewey sharpering homies; the una on her sweet martini, and the other on her dry.
And the glossy was fulfilled, which cackleth, And she was numbered with the transgressors.
And they that trolled by railed on her, wagging their ekes, and cackling, Ah, thou that destroyest the holy carsey, and buildest it in trey days,
Save thyself, and troll down from the cross.
Likewise also the dowriest godly homies mocking cackled among themselves with the betty bracelets, she saved others; himself she cannot save.
Let Crystal the dowriest homie of Israel troll down now from the cross, that we may varda and believe. And they that were crucified with her reviled her.
And when the seyth hour was troll, there was munge over the whole land until the ninth hour.
And at the ninth hour Josie screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My Gloria, my Gloria, why hast thou forsaken me?
And some of them that stood by, when they aunt nelled it, cackled, varda, she screecheth Elias.
And una ran and filled a spunge full of alcopop, and put it on a reed, and parkered her to buvare, cackling, Let alone; let us varda whether Elias will troll to lell her down.
And Josie screeched with a loud cackling fakement, and parkered up the fairy.
And the veil of the holy carsey was rent in twain from the top to the bottom.
And when the centurion, which stood over against her, vardad that she so screeched out, and parkered up the fairy, she cackled, Truly this homie was the homie chavvie of Gloria.
There were also palones looking on nishta ajax off: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the nanti dowry and of Joses, and Salome;
(Who also, when she was in Galilee, trolled after her, and ministered unto her;) and many other palones which trolled up with her unto Jerusalem.
And now when the even was troll, because it was the preparation, that is, the journo before the sabbath,
Josephine of Arimathaea, an honourable counsellor, which also waited for the kingdom of Gloria, trolled, and trolled in boldly unto Pilate, and craved the lucoddy of Josie.
And Pilate marvelled if she were already stiff: and calling unto her the centurion, she asked her whether she had been any while stiff.
And when she knew it of the centurion, she parkered the lucoddy to Josephine.
And she bought bona lycra, and lelled her down, and wrapped her in the lycra, and laued her in a sepulchre which was hewn out of a rock, and rolled a stone unto the door of the sepulchre.
And Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of Joses beheld where she was laued.

Chapter 16

And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought bona spices, that they might troll and anoint her.
And dowry early in the morning the first journo of the week, they trolled unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun.
And they cackled among themselves, Who shall roll us away the stone from the door of the sepulchre?
And when they looked, they vardad that the stone was rolled away: for it was dowry dowry.
And entering into the sepulchre, they vardad a bean cove sitting on the sweet side, clothed in a long white frock; and they were affrighted.
And she cackleth unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye charper Josie of Nazareth, which was crucified: she is risen; she is not here: varda the place where they laued her.
But troll your way, cackle her disciples and Petra that she goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye varda her, as she cackled unto you.
And they trolled out quickly, and fled from the sepulchre; for they trembled and were gobsmacked: nishta cackled they any fakement to any homie; for they were afraid.
Now when Josie was risen early the first journo of the week, she appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom she had cast setter devils.
And she trolled and cackled them that had been with her, as they mourned and parnied.
And they, when they had aunt nelled that she was alive, and had been vardad of her, believed not.
After that she appeared in another form unto dewey of them, as they minced, and trolled into the country.
And they trolled and cackled it unto the residue: nishta believed they them.
Afterward she appeared unto the long dedger as they sat at carnish, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of thumping cheat, because they believed not them which had vardad her after she was risen.
And she cackled unto them, troll ye into all the world, and cackle the gossip to every creature.
She that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but she that believeth not shall be damned.
And these signs shall troll after them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall cackle with new polaris;
They shall lell up serpents; and if they buvare any deadly fakement, it shall not hurt them; they shall lett fambles on the sick, and they shall recover.
So then after the Duchess had cackled unto them, she was lalled up into heaven, and sat on the sweet martini of Gloria.
And they trolled forth, and cackled every where, the Duchess working with them, and confirming the lav with signs following. Larlou.

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